THE
THING
ABOUT
LYING,
your
mother
probably
told
you,
is
that
the
more
lying
you
do,
the
deeper
the
hole
you
dig.
That
familiar
lesson
was
apparently
lost
on
good
ol’
Duke
Cunningham.
The
grizzled
Vietnam
War
veteran
turned
right-wing
Republican
resigned
his
seat
in
Congress
this
week
after
he
pled
guilty
to
accepting
$2.4
million
in
bribes
from
defense
contractors.
Over
the
years,
Cunningham
accepted
a
staggering
list
of
gifts
and
sweetheart
deals
in
exchange
for
his
vote
and
influence.
What
you
won’t
read
about
in
these
mainstream
press
accounts
is
the
other
double
life
led
by
the
closet
case,
Duke,
the
anti-gay
conservative.
Cunningham,
who
is
married
with
grown
children,
has
admitted
to
romantic,
loving
relationships
with
men,
both
during
his
Vietnam
military
service
and
as
a
civilian.
That
was
the
remarkable
story
that
this
publication
reported
two
years
ago,
when
Elizabeth
Birch,
the
former
Human
Rights
Campaign
leader,
inadvertently
outed
Cunningham
at
a
gay
rights
forum.
Birch
never
mentioned
Cunningham’s
name,
but
she
talked
about
a
rabidly
anti-gay
congressman
who
asked
to
meet
privately
with
her
in
the
midst
of
a
controversy
over
his
use
in
a
speech
on
the
floor
of
the
House
the
term
“homos”
to
describe
gays
who
have
served
in
the
military.
Alone
with
Birch
and
an
HRC
staffer,
the
unnamed
congressman
shared
that
he
had
loved
men
during
his
life.
In
telling
the
story,
Birch
offered
up
a
few
too
many
details
about
the
closeted
congressman.
A
few
Google
searches
later,
the
Blade
reported
that
it
had
to
be
Cunningham,
whose
career
was
pockmarked
with
bizarre
gay
pronouncements,
including
a
reference
to
the
rectal
treatment
he
received
for
prostate
cancer,
something
he
told
an
audience
“was
just
not
natural,
unless
maybe
you’re
Barney
Frank.”
There’s
every
reason
to
believe
Birch’s
inadvertent
outing,
even
as
Cunningham
denied
it
through
a
spokesperson.
This
is,
after
all,
a
man
without
principles,
who
could
“love
men”
in
private,
all
the
while
condemning
gays
in
speeches
and
in
congressional
votes.
Little
surprise
that
he
could
live
a
second
double
life,
in
which
he
sold
those
unprincipled
votes
to
the
highest
bidder.
THE
SAD
STORY
of
Cunningham’s
double
lives
was
destined
to
come
to
an
ugly
end,
just
as
it
did
for
Ed
Schrock,
another
anti-gay
Congressman
who
was
outed,
if
not
so
inadvertently.
Caught
last
year
leaving
explicit
voice
messages
on
a
gay
phone
hookup
line,
the
married
Virginia
Republican
abruptly
announced
he
would
not
seek
re-election.
Things
went
differently
for
two
gay
Republicans
in
Congress
who
showed
the
courage
to
come
out,
albeit
under
pressure.
Jim
Kolbe,
who
announced
his
retirement
this
week,
and
Steve
Gunderson,
who
quit
in
1996,
both
came
out
because
they
believed
they
were
about
to
be
outed
involuntarily.
Neither
had
been
particularly
friendly
to
gay
rights
while
still
in
the
closet.
Kolbe
had
scored
a
43
and
a
67
on
HRC’s
report
card,
while
Gunderson
managed
a
mediocre
57.
Once
they
no
longer
were
living
their
own
double-life
lies,
their
voting
records
followed
suit.
They
both
scored
a
perfect
100
in
the
term
after
they
came
out,
and
Kolbe
went
on
to
score
perfect
or
near-perfect
scores
every
term
since.
The
same
could
be
said
for
Mark
Foley,
a
Florida
Republican
who
traveled
openly
within
gay
circles
with
his
long-term
partner
until
he
went
back
into
the
closet
for
a
U.S.
Senate
run
in
2004.
Like
the
others,
the
closeted
Foley
scored
a
dismal
44
on
HRC’s
scorecard,
but
during
his
1996
re-election
bid
he
was
outed
by
local
activists
in
his
South
Florida
district.
Since
then,
he’s
scored
in
the
80s
or
higher
on
HRC’s
report
card
and
played
an
active
role
on
several
important
pieces
of
gay
rights
legislation.
WITH
THE
RETIREMENT
of
Gunderson
and
now
Kolbe,
and
the
forced
departures
of
Cunningham
and
Schrock,
Foley
is
one
of
just
two
closeted
Republicans
left
in
Congress.
And
“closeted”
is
the
only
fair
term
because
Foley
has
not
denied
being
gay,
he
has
simply
refused
to
answer
the
question.
David
Dreier,
a
member
of
the
GOP
House
leadership,
is
also
openly
closeted,
refusing
to
deny
long-standing
rumors
that
he
is
gay.
The
rumors
only
came
to
a
head
in
the
last
year,
and
their
only
visible
impact
so
far
was
to
take
Dreier
out
of
the
running
for
House
majority
leader
after
Tom
DeLay
was
forced
to
resign.
But
Dreier’s
voting
record
looks
very
much
like
that
of
his
pre-outed
colleagues,
ranging
between
0
and
25
in
the
last
decade.
In
each
case,
the
closer
a
closeted
member
of
Congress
comes
to
grips
with
being
gay,
with
or
without
a
nudge,
the
better
their
voting
record
on
gay
rights
issues.
The
deeper
the
hole
they
dig
with
their
lives,
the
more
their
voting
records
reflect
their
own
self-loathing,
and
the
sadder
the
end
they
come
to.
DESPITE
THE
ETHICAL
dangers
in
outing
politicians
or
threatening
to
do
so
—
and
the
Blade’s
policy
has
been
the
subject
of
some
commentary
—
there’s
little
question
of
its
effectiveness,
whether
or
not
the
ends
justify
the
means.
Until
now,
every
major
gay
rights
group
has
flatly
rejected
outing
and
resisted
putting
public
pressure
on
closeted
members
who
vote
against
the
interest
of
their
own
people.
Their
“good
cop”
approach
hasn’t
borne
much
fruit
so
far.
No
one
has
emerged
to
take
the
place
of
Gunderson
and
Kolbe,
and
Foley
still
hasn’t
come
out,
even
after
his
political
career
“topped
out”
when
he
dropped
his
Senate
bid
over
the
outing
flap.
Until
something
changes
that
dynamic,
a
chill
wind
will
continue
to
blow
in
our
nation’s
capital.