Miscellaneous
An irreverent Christmas
John Waters, Kinsey Sicks visiting D.C. and Baltimore with holiday tour stops

John Waters
āA John Waters Christmasā
Sunday at 7:30 p.m.
The Birchmere
3701 Mt. Vernon Ave.
Alexandria, Va.
Tickets: $45
Birchmere.comDec. 21 at 8 p.m.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric Theatre
140 W. Mt. Royal Ave.
Baltimore
$30-$80
ticketmaster.com
lyricoperahouse.com
dreamlandnews.comKinsey Sicks
āOy Vey in a Mangerā
Tonight at 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Creative Alliance at the Patterson
3134 Eastern Ave.
Baltimore
$27
creativealliance.orgDec. 24-36
Theater J at the D.C. JCC
1529 16thĀ St., N.W.
Washington
$60
boxofficetickets.com
kinseysicks.com

John Waters plays the Birchmere Sunday and closes his tour Dec. 21 at the Lyric in Baltimore. (Photo by Greg Gorman; courtesy John Waters)
Theyāre both gay, theyāre both giving holiday show tours, theyāre both playing D.C., theyāre both also playing Baltimore, theyāre both known for irreverent and raunchy humor and love lampooning societal norms ā and without even knowing the Blade has paired them together for a roundup, one even mentions the other out of the blue during a phone interview this week.
Ben Schatz, who plays Rachel in the Kinsey Sicks (theyāre at the Patterson tonight in Baltimore), makes a pun when describing their act.
āWeāre not watered down at all,ā Schatz says. āWe might be John Water-ed down, but thatās it.ā
Schatz admits Waters, whoāll be at the Birchmere Sunday then Baltimoreās Lyric on the 21st, is a comedic hero.
āBecause heās so unapologetic,ā Schatz says. āHe does what he thinks is funny and it attacks who it attacks. So many performers, theyāre demographically based, they cater to a particular crowd. We just do the material we find interesting, funny, provocative and challenging and thereās almost nobody who isnāt bothered by some of it.ā
Thereās no ostensible connection to the two shows and interviewing Waters ā on a very tight media blitz in mid-November ā and Schatz, who wearily phones from Puerto Vallarta Monday night where he just landed and called at his publicistās behest despite being ātotally wiped out,” is a study in contrasts.
Both are happy to roll with whatever comes up. Sure, we get in several questions about their respective shows, but itās also fun to dart around ā especially with Waters ā and try to excavate some topical gems that havenāt been covered ad nauseum. The manās been interviewed so much, he has his own volume ā just out ā in the āConversations with Filmmakers Seriesā from University Press of Mississippi. āJohn Waters Interviews,ā edited by James Egan, covers the years 1965 to 2011 and, ironically, arrives at the Blade office the day the Waters interview is scheduled. We start with that.
āIām very proud (of the book),ā Waters says. āI havenāt read them. Itās like listening to your own voice when you do voiceovers on a film. I donāt do that either. But yes, Iām very proud to be part of that series. I have a lot of the other books theyāve done. Iām doing an event at USC. I donāt sign it because itās not really my book to sign, but I am helping to promote it.ā
And is its arrival today coincidental?
āI donāt believe in divine providence,ā he says. āI believe in Divine, but I donāt believe in divine providence. I donāt really believe in karma either. I know so many wonderful people who have died unfairly and I know other people who are the biggest assholes you can imagine and theyāre still doing great, so I donāt know. I do believe in fate. I believe in genes. I believe in mental health. But I donāt think life is fair at all. I mean basically itās conspiring to get us from the moment weāre born.ā
Waters, whoās said in other interviews that economic woes and lack of backing have kept him from filmmaking in recent years, is well into the holiday spirit even though, at the time of our conversation, it wasnāt yet Thanksgiving. Itās all part of his āChristmas obsession,ā which heās used as fodder for his annual āJohn Waters Christmasā tour the last near decade.
Christmas cards?
āOh God, yes,ā Waters says. āIāve been making my own for the last 25 or 30 years. And if I ever see anybody selling it on eBay, they get cut off. I send out a ton. About 2,000. Iām about half-way through signing them now. And I donāt believe in e-mail Christmas cards. I mean come on, you canāt mail your own cards at the post office? Whatās up with that? And now theyāre thinking of not even having mail on Saturdays? Whatās that about?ā
Waters says he gets a lot in return because people want to stay on his celebrated list. He keeps about 20 of the best each year, the rest are recycled.
Thereās no tree in his house. He always puts lights up on the Divine statue and the electric chair ā his trademark decorative accents ā but not until about the week before Christmas. Heās busy touring his show until then.
And what does this self-professed Christmas fanatic think of others who take the holiday to extremes? He says itās OK to leave Christmas decorations up all year as long as one uses a real tree.
āBecause then itās sure to look hideous,ā he says. āIāve never seen anbody do that with a live one, but I think it would be quite funny to have the needles everywhere on the floor in the dead of summer.ā
And is it tacky to decorate before Thanksgiving? Is Waters offended by Christmas creep? He says he finds good taste far more obnoxious then creep or excess.
āItās not so much the when, itās the how,ā he says. āIf you decorate with no fun or make it too Hallmark-y, then I think yeah, you can do it too early. But if itās done with humor or irony, I think you can do it anytime. ⦠I hate those tacky decorations, those big inflatable ones although theyāre kind of funny when you see them, like in Baltimore, people will go around and puncture them so you have the three wise men lying in a puddle on the lawn. I think thatās really great.ā

The Kinsey Sicks also has Baltimore and Washington performances scheduled of its holiday show, āOy Vey in a Manger.ā Theyāre at the Patterson tonight. From left are Trixie (Jeff Manabat), Winnie (Irwin Keller), Rachel (Ben Schatz) and Trampolina (Spencer Brown). (Photo by Maurice Molyneaux; courtesy the group)
Kinsey Sicks also brought its āOy Veyā show to Theater J last year. Their silly storyline is built around the original manger being foreclosed upon and how Rachel and the other girls ā Winnie, Trixie and Trampolina ā handle the crisis. For those who havenāt seen the show, Schatz says itās āthe āGolden Girlsā-meets John Waters-meets Comedy Central-meets the Manhattan Transfer,ā with lots of Jewish (two members are Jews) and gay humor thrown in.
So how gay is it?
āOh my God, are you kidding,ā Schatz says. āThis show is so gay it makes Richard Simmons look butch.ā
And if the MPAA had a say, what would the rating be?
āWell, despite our best efforts, there is no full frontal nudity,ā he says. āI think weād get an āSā for scandalous ⦠We get very, very naughty. We have jokes that I will not repeat right now, but particularly in the holiday show, this is the kind of stuff the people on Fox News are campaigning about. We just came from Pittsburgh and it was a very old, very Christian sort of a crowd. And you could just tell they had this overwhelming sense that they were laughing in spite of themselves. Like they knew they should be appalled and offended but they seemed to love it anyway.ā
And we just canāt let Waters go without asking about Edith Massey, the long-gone, but much-beloved Baltimore icon who was a staple of Watersā early films (she died in 1984). Was she in on the joke? Did she understand her appeal?
āI donāt think it was a joke,ā Waters says. āI think she was an outstanding comedian and she understood why people liked her. I donāt think it was a joke because she played amazing characters.ā
But was it sort of a Mrs. Miller ā the famously off-key singer whose recordings were so bad they became cult hits ā appeal?
āI talk about her in my show and how much I wish she had done a Christmas album,ā Waters says. āI can kind of see how somebody might think itās the same kind of humor, but I donāt think I ever asked you to laugh at Edith. I think it was always us laughing with Edith.ā
Schatz agrees humor takes finesse to pull off, walks a fine line many times and not just everything that gets a laugh deserves to be in a show.
The group members, who, like Waters, write their own material, says their show is āconstantly devolving.ā
āWeāre constantly debating what should be in the show and tweaking it all the time,ā he says. āLike right now, we have a Coach Sandusky joke. We were kind of debating if it was too over the top, but we said, āLetās try it.ā I think people know weāre going to take chances and so not every single joke works, but thatās better than not taking enough chances ⦠Itās really fun to see the audience reaction from the stage. Some people are laughing with shocked expressions, some people have their heads in their hands, some people donāt want to laugh but canāt help themselves, some people are almost looking up waiting for lightening bolts to come down from the sky. When you look at all that juxtaposed together and they donāt walk out, then you know youāve done your job.ā
Miscellaneous
Stephen Miller’s legal group sues Fairfax County schools
Lawsuit challenges policies for transgender, nonbinary students

Former Trump administration official Stephen Miller’s legal group on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against the Fairfax County School District over its policies for transgender and nonbinary students.
America First Legal in a press release notes it filed the lawsuit against the school district on behalf of a female, “practicing Roman Catholic” student “for allowing teenage boys to use the female restrooms and for forcing a radical, government-sponsored gender indoctrination and approved-speech scheme that discriminates against students on the basis of sex and religion and violates their free speech rights under the Virginia Constitution.”
The lawsuit was filed in Fairfax County Circuit Court.
The Virginia Department of Education last July announced new guidelines for trans and nonbinary students for which Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin asked. Equality Virginia and other advocacy groups claim they, among other things, would forcibly out trans and nonbinary students.
Fairfax County schools are among the school districts that have refused to implement the guidelines.
āFairfax County Public Schools appears to believe that its policies and regulations can override the Virginia Constitutionās protections for religious beliefs, speech and from government discrimination on the basis of sex and religious beliefs,” said America First legal Senior Advisor Ian Prior in a press release. “It is well past time for FCPS to stop sacrificing the constitutional rights of its students so that it can implement a state-sanctioned ideology that demands compliance in speech, beliefs and conduct.”Ā
FCPS Pride, a group that represents the Fairfax County School Districtās LGBTQ employees, described the lawsuit as “abhorrent.”
“We are confident that the school board and the superintendent will strongly and firmly oppose this specious suit and continue to support all students, including transgender and gender expansive students,” said the group in a press list.
Miscellaneous
More than a dozen LGBTQ candidates on the ballot in Va.
Control of the state Senate hangs in the balance

More than a dozen openly LGBTQ candidates are on the ballot in Virginia on Nov. 7.
State Del. Danica Roem (D-Manassas) is running against Republican Bill Woolf in the newly redistricted Senate District 30 that includes western Prince William County and the cities of Manassas and Manassas Park.
Roem in 2018 became the first openly transgender person seated in a state legislature in the U.S. after she defeated then-state Del. Bob Marshall, a prominent LGBTQ rights opponent who co-wrote Virginiaās constitutional amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman. Roem would become Virginia’s first out trans state senator if she defeats Woolf.
Woolf supports a bill that would require school personnel to out trans students to their parents. The Republican Party of Virginia has highlighted this position in ads in support of Woolf.
āThank you for reminding me why I won three elections in this district in Prince William County, which is the most diverse county in all of Virginia and the 10th most nationally where we welcome everyone because of who they are, not despite it, no matter what you look like, where you come from, how you worship, if you do, or who you love because you should be able to thrive here because of who you are, never despite it,ā said Roem on Sept. 28 in response to a woman who heckled her during a debate with Woolf that took place at Metz Middle School in Manassas.
Gay state Sen. Adam Ebbin (D-Alexandria) is running for re-election in Senate District 39. State Del. Mark Sickles (D-Fairfax County), who is also gay, is running for re-election in House District 43.
Former state Del. Joshua Cole, who identifies as bisexual, is running against Republican Lee Peters in House District 65. State Del. Kelly Convirs-Fowler (D-Virginia Beach), who came out as bisexual last year at Hampton Roads Pride, will face Republican Mike Karslake and independent Nicholas Olenik.
State Del. Marcia “Cia” Price (D-Newport News), a Black woman who identifies as pansexual, is running for re-election in House District 85.
Adele McClure, a queer Democrat, is running to represent House District 2 that includes portions of Arlington County. Laura Jane Cohen, a bisexual woman who is a member of the Fairfax County School Board, is a House of Delegates candidate in House District 15.
Rozia Henson, a gay federal contractor who works for the Department of Homeland Security, is running in House District 19. Zach Coltrain, a gay Gen Zer, is running against state Del. Barry Knight (R-Virginia Beach) in House District 98.Ā
LPAC has endorsed Jade Harris, a Rockbridge County Democrat who is running to represent Senate District 3. Harris’ website notes trans rights are part of their platform.
“Protecting trans rights, repealing right to work, strengthening unions and supporting our farmers are just a few of my legislative priorities,” reads the website. “I am dedicated to addressing the revitalization of our state’s infrastructure, fostering a favorable environment for job creation, and supporting our public education system.”
Republicans currently control the House by a 51-46 margin, while Democrats have a 21-19 majority in the state Senate.
Senate Democrats have successfully blocked anti-LGBTQ bills that Republicans have introduced since Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin took office in January 2022.
The Virginia Department of Education in July released new guidelines for trans and nonbinary students that activists and their supporters have sharply criticized. They fear that Republicans will curtail LGBTQ rights in the state if they regain control of both houses of the General Assembly on Nov. 7.
“Time and time again, anti-equality lawmakers and the Youngkin administration have made it clear that they will continue to disrespect and disregard the lives and lived experience of LGBTQ+ people within Virginia,ā said Equality Virginia PAC Executive Director Narissa Rahaman in August when her organization and the Human Rights Campaign endorsed Roem, Ebbin and other “pro-equality champions.”
āWe must elect pro-equality champions who will secure and strengthen our freedoms,” added Rahaman. “We have that chance as the eyes of the nation are on us this November.”
The LGBTQ+ Victory Fund has endorsed Fairfax County School Board Vice Chair Karl Frisch and Fairfax County School Board candidates Robyn Lady and Kyle McDaniel, who identify as lesbian and bisexual respectively.
Michael Pruitt would become the first openly bisexual man elected to the Albemarle County Board of Supervisors if he were to win on Nov. 7. Blacksburg Town Councilman Michael Sutphin and Big Stone Gay Town Councilman Tyler Hughes, who are both gay, are running for re-election.
“Tyler will be a critical voice for equality as the only out LGBTQ+ person on the Big Stone Gap Town Council,” says the Victory Fund on its website.
Cal Benn contributed to this article.
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Five easy tips to help you avoid common risks

Your home is more than just a place to eat and sleep; it’s your safe haven. As much as you might cherish your home, you should probably also recognize the potential hazards within its familiar walls. Accidents can happen in an instant, yet with a little foresight and some simple adjustments, you can transform your house into a safer haven.
Accidents can happen anywhere, and with a few simple tweaks, you can lower risks in your space. Below youāll find five tips for each room in your home to help prevent injuries, falls, and other mishaps. In short, home safety.
This article was inspired by a shower in a rental we managed that began leaking through the kitchen ceiling below. If only the landlord had installed grab bars, right!? Below, we’ll guide you through the steps to fortify your bathroom, making it a place of relaxation without the fear of slips and falls. Then, we’ll venture into the room where the magic happens, where proper planning can ensure great nights and peaceful mornings. We’ll show you how to prevent accidents while you experiment becoming the next Gordon Ramsey. And weāll include a few surprising solutions for those other rooms that hold their own unique hazards, offering solutions to safeguard against unexpected mishaps.
Bathroom Safety
Install Grab Bars: Adding grab bars near the shower and toilet can provide essential support for family members of all ages. Not only can they help with getting in and out, but they can help provide stability when washing. Make sure they are securely anchored to the wall.
Non-Slip Mats: Place non-slip mats inside the shower and bathtub to prevent slips. They’re a small investment that can save you from falls and head injuries.
Adjust Water Temperature: Ensure your hot water is set to a safe temperature to avoid scalding. The hot water heater should be set to around 120°F (49°C)l, the middle setting on many water heater settings.
Medicine Cabinet Locks: If you have young children, use childproof locks on your medicine cabinet to keep harmful substances out of reach.
Proper Lighting: Ensure there’s adequate lighting in the bathroom to avoid trips and falls during nighttime visits. Nightlights can be a simple and effective solution.
Bedroom Safety
Clear Pathways: Keep pathways in the bedroom clutter free to prevent tripping. Ensure there’s enough space to move around comfortably, particularly getting around the bed. Be aware where all furniture is when walking around to avoid stubbed toes, particularly at night.
Secure Rugs: If you have throw rugs, use rug grippers or double-sided tape to keep them from slipping. Loose rugs are a common trip hazard.
Bed Rails: For anyone at risk of falling out of bed, consider installing bed rails to provide extra support and prevent falls.
Nightstands with Drawers: Opt for nightstands with drawers to keep essential items. This reduces the need to get out of bed at night, minimizing the risk of falls, as you race to grab what you need and not lose a momentās rest.
Fire Safety: Install battery-operated smoke detectors in the bedrooms if there are none. Make sure to install them 36 inches away from an air vent or the edge of a ceiling fan. Also six inches away from the joint between the wall and ceiling. And test smoke detectors regularly.
Kitchen Safety
Non-Slip Flooring: Choose slip-resistant rugs in the kitchen, especially in areas where spills are common. Mats near the sink and stove can also help and you can often buy them fairly cheaply at Costco.
Childproof Cabinets: If you have little ones, use childproof latches on cabinets and drawers to prevent them from accessing potentially hazardous items.
Anti-tip brackets: Install an anti-tip bracket behind the range. These are often used when children are in the home. Although they are less likely to open the oven door and use it as a step stool to get to the stove-top, adults can also benefit from installing these.
Adequate Lighting: Proper lighting is crucial in the kitchen to avoid accidents. Under-cabinet lighting can illuminate work areas effectively.
Secure Heavy Items: Ensure heavy pots and pans are stored at waist level to prevent straining or dropping them from high shelves.
Sharp Object Storage: Keep knives and other sharp objects in a secure drawer or block. And handle all sharp items with extreme care, even when washing and drying. These steps reduce the risk of accidental cuts.
Other Safety Tips
Furniture Anchors: Secure heavy furniture, like bookshelves and dressers, to the wall to prevent tip-overs, especially if you have young children.
Adequate Outlets: Check for damaged outlets and replace them promptly. Avoid overloading circuits with too many devices. Install placeholder plugs in outlets to prevent young curious fingers (or tongues?) from going inside an electrical outlet.
Stair Gates: If your home has stairs, install safety gates at the top and bottom to prevent falls, especially if you have toddlers or pets to keep them off of the stairs when you cannot monitor them.
Emergency Escape Plan: Develop and practice an emergency escape plan with your family, including a designated meeting place outside.
Carbon Monoxide Detector: If your home burns any fossil fuels for heating or appliances, install carbon monoxide detectors in common areas of your home to detect this odorless gas. The D.C. building codes require this if you use a fireplace or if you have an attached garage. In essence, if there is any potential source of carbon monoxide in the home, be sure to install these detectors.
Remember, a safer home not only prevents accidents but also provides peace of mind for you and your family. Implement these simple tips to create a secure environment in every room of your house.
With these practical tips and a few adjustments, you can significantly reduce the risk of injuries and falls in your home. Enjoy peace of mind in your now much safer haven.
Scott Bloom is owner and senior property manager of Columbia Property Management.
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