Music & Concerts
Deciphering archaic Christmas carol phrases
What is figgy pudding? Who wants seven swans as a gift?


Christmas carols, as you have undoubtedly noticed, are full of archaic phrases. Figgy pudding? Round yon virgin? And would you really be excited about receiving three French hens on the third day of Christmas (or whenever)? Here’s your decoder ring.
1. CAROL: “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”
LYRIC: “now bring us some figgy pudding”
MEANING: Figgy pudding (aka plum pudding or Christmas pudding) is a British Christmas culinary staple, according to NPR. It’s evolved over time but today means more dessert than pudding in an American sense. It’s a steamed cake with raisins, currants and brandy.
2. CAROL: “Angels We Have Heard on High”
LYRIC: “in excelsis deo” (pronounced: in ehk-shell-sees day-o)
MEANING: “Glory in the highest to God”
3. CAROL: “Here We Come A-wassailing”
LYRIC: “here we come a-wassailing among the leaves so green …”
MEANING: wassailing is an old English word for caroling, as the song is sometimes sung.
4. CAROL: “Good King Wenceslas”
LYRIC: “Hither page and stand by me, if thou know’st it telling/yonder peasant who is he?”
MEANING: This carol tells of a king braving harsh winter weather to give alms to a peasant on the Feast of St. Stephen (Dec. 26). He’s asking his page (young male assistant or servant; hmmmm …) the identity and location of the peasant.
5. CAROL: “The Twelve Days of Christmas”
LYRIC: pretty much the whole thing, WTF?
MEANING: First off, in Christianity, Christmas is 12 days running Dec. 25-Jan. 5 (the eve of Epiphany), preceded by Advent. The origin and meaning of the song and gifts mentioned are unknown. It’s widely thought to have originated from a children’s memory game/exercise with the gifts chosen as larks. It’s a pretty fowl song — six of the gifts named are birds.
6. CAROL “Silent Night”
LYRIC: “round yon virgin, mother and child”
MEANING: gathered around the blessed Virgin Mary. Yon is an antiquated word for “that one.”
7. CAROL: “Deck the Halls”
LYRIC: “troll the ancient yuletide carol”
MEANING: to sing an old Christmas carol in full, joyous voice
*honorable mention: gays, of course, have long had fun with the line “don we know our gay apparel,” which simply mean to put on one’s party clothes.
8. CAROL: “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
LYRIC: “God rest ye merry gentlemen/let nothing ye dismay”
MEANING: A Shakespearean-era way of expressing good wishes, let nothing upset you this season.
9. CAROL: “The Christmas Song”
LYRIC: “chestnuts roasting on an open fire/Jack Frost nipping at your nose”
MEANING: chestnuts are edible nuts from chestnut trees, a group of deciduous trees and shrubs. How they got associated with the holidays is a bit murky — undoubtedly the lyrics of this 1945 Robert Wells/Mel Torme song are heavily responsible. Jack Frost is a personification of frost, ice, snow — basically any harsh winter weather. He’s a variant of Old Man Winter.
10. CAROL: “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
LYRIC: “I simply must go (but baby, it’s cold outside)/the answer is no (but baby it’s cold outside) …”
MEANING: Controversial lyrics that took on new meaning in the #MeToo era, where no means no more fully at face value. This year’s new “woke” version by John Legend and Kelly Clarkson change the lyrics to “I simply should go (text me when you get home)/Oh, I’m so supposed to say no (mm, I guess that’s respectable) …

Aussie pop icon Kylie Minogue brings her acclaimed “Tension” world tour to D.C. next Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. at the Capital One Arena. Tickets are still available at Ticketmaster.
The show features songs spanning her long career, from 1987 debut single, “The Loco-Motion,” to “Padam, Padam” from her album, “Tension.”
Music & Concerts
Busy season for live music in D.C.
Erivo, Kylie, Sivan, and more headed our way this spring

One sure sign of spring’s arrival is the fresh wave of live music coming to Washington. With more than 10 venues and a diverse lineup of artists, the city offers no shortage of live performances for the new season.
In addition to this impressive list, don’t forget the many artists coming to town for WorldPride, May 17-June 8. In addition to headliner Cynthia Erivo performing on Saturday, June 7 at the two-day street festival and concert, many other performers will be in town. Jennifer Lopez, Troye Sivan, and RuPaul are among the featured performers at the WorldPride Music Festival at the RFK Festival Grounds, June 6-7. Visit WorldPrideDC.org for a list of other performers.
MARCH
Grammy and Emmy Award-winning Mary J. Blige will take the stage at Capital One Arena on March 26 for her For My Fans tour. Two days later, on March 28, J Balvin will also perform at Capital One Arena for his Back to the Rayo tour.
The Lincoln Theatre will host the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington for three performances—one on March 15 and two on March 16.
If dance parties are more your vibe, you’re in luck. DC9 is hosting a series of themed dance parties this month, starting with Poker Face: 2000s + Dance Party on March 14, the ever-popular Peach Pit ’90s dance party on March 15, H.O.T.S.: A Sapphic Dance Party on March 22, and RageRiot!—a burlesque and drag revue featuring a lineup of local drag kings, queens, and everything in between on March 29.
APRIL

Australian queen of pop Kylie Minogue will bring her Tension tour to Capital One Arena on April 8, with British dance artist Romy as her special guest.
Indie singer-songwriter mxmtoon will stop in D.C. for their Liminal Space tour on April 4 at the 9:30 club, followed by indie rock band Gossip on April 5. The 9:30 club will also host two dance parties in April: Gimme Gimme Disco – a dance party inspired by ABBA on April 11 and Broadway Rave on April 18.
The Atlantis will feature Brooklyn-based indie rock band Pom Pom Squad on April 2.
Comedy duo Two Dykes and a Mic will bring their Going Hog Wild tour to the Howard Theatre on April 19.
DC9 has two dance parties lined up this month: Bimbo Night on April 4, hosted by Baltimore’s “premier red-tattooed Filipina diva” Beth Amphetamine, and Aqua Girls: A QTBIPOC Dance Party on April 5, celebrating “queer transcendence through music, movement, and community.”
The Anthem will welcome a lineup of big names in April, starting with Alessia Cara on April 8. Lucy Dacus will take the stage on April 18 and 19 for her Forever Is a Feeling tour, while funky pop artist Remi Wolf will headline on April 27, joined by special guests Dana and Alden.
MAY
Indie-pop artist Miya Folick will bring her Erotica Veronica tour to The Atlantis on May 1, followed by multi-genre musician SASAMI on May 2. Pop artist Snow Wife will close out the month at The Atlantis on May 31 as part of an official WorldPride 2025 event.
Queer rock band Lambrini Girls will perform at the Howard Theatre on May 4, while rock trio L.A. Witch will take the stage at DC9 on May 12.
Union Stage will feature Rachel Platten on May 3 for her Set Me Free tour, followed by Femme Fatale: A Queer Dance Party later that night.
The popular DJ festival Project Glow will return to RFK Stadium grounds on May 31 and June 1.
JUNE
Pride month kicks off with “RuPaul’s Drag Race” star Trixie Mattel, who will perform at Echostage on June 3 as part of a series of official WorldPride 2025 events.
Queer icons Grace Jones & Janelle Monáe will take over The Anthem on June 5 for a WorldPride 2025 event performance.
Perfume Genius will bring his signature sound to the 9:30 club on June 7 as part of WorldPride 2025 festivities. Later in the month, Blondshell will hit the 9:30 club for her If You Asked for a Tour on June 24.
Music & Concerts
Pride concert to take place at Strathmore after Kennedy Center rescinds invitation
International Pride Orchestra ‘heartbroken’ event ‘would no longer be welcome’ at DC venue

The International Pride Orchestra has announced its Pride concert will take place at the Strathmore Music Center on June 5 after the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts disinvited the group.
Since President Donald Trump took over the Kennedy Center during his first month in office, LGBTQ events and performances have been banned with community allies withdrawing in solidarity.
The Kennedy Center has cancelled “A Peacock Among Pigeons: Celebrating 50 Years of Pride,” a May 21 concert that was to feature the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C. The International Pride Orchestra on Monday said its concert will now take place at the Strathmore.
“We were heartbroken when we learned that our concert would no longer be welcome at the Kennedy Center,” said International Pride Orchestra Founding Artistic Director Michael Roest in a statement released by the orchestra’s media page. “The Kennedy Center has long been a symbol of artistic excellence, inclusivity, and freedom of expression. However, we are profoundly grateful to the Strathmore Music Center for opening their doors to us. Their willingness to host our Pride Celebration Concert ensures that our message of love, pride, and resilience will be heard on the doorstep of the nation’s capital.”
The Pride concert is among the events that have faced uncertainty since the Trump-Vance administration took office on Jan. 20. Many, however, are fighting back and looking for ways to push back against the bans and cancellations.
“We aim to create a powerful and positive representation of the queer community through music,” said Roest. “We want to show the world who we are, celebrate our queer identities, and amplify the work of organizations that support the LGBTQ+ community.”
WorldPride is scheduled to take place in D.C. from May 17-June 8.
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